Hayley Keifer

"I hope the light in the end of the tunnel is a computer screen."

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

😂

(via braydaaan)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

I’m fucking done with Tumblr.

(Source: wasiangod, via fake-mermaid)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

I remember that. Barely. Too faded to care. 😂

(via orgasm)

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

LOL

(via fake-mermaid)

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

(Source: katato, via nuttybuddysluttybuddy)

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(Source: putuporshuttup, via braydaaan)

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

(via orgasm)

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